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HAXORZ Leave Dumb Message On Electronic Road Sign In Virginia

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Well, somebody thought it was necessary to blur out the naughty bits from this picture of the Virginia road sign attacked by Electronic Haxorz, so we have to guess what the strange message is supposed to mean ... something about a secret couplet written in lemon juice on the back of the Stephen Colbert painting in the National Portrait Gallery, where bloated albino Newt Gingrich is dead and spreadeagled in the shape of David Vitter, but the diaper is on his face? Right?


Okay, we've got F___TACO, which must mean, we guess, "Food Taco." This is anti-immigration hate speech, as if even a common mouth-breathing Virginia white pig didn't know "taco" is a method of ingesting fat and grease.

Next, it's MUDKIPZ, which is the name of Nestle's new E Coli Raw Cookie Dough, made from real poop!

Finally, we have the curious B____SACK, which must mean "beef sack," which is an arcane Jeffersonian term for the hot dogs at Nationals Park, which are made of ass.

Okay, hooray! Mystery solved. Your commute is officially just another wasted hour on the long road to death.

(PS YES WE KNOW 4CHAN HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS, 4CHAN MADE UP THE TERM "BALLSACK" IN THE EARLY 17TH CENTURY AS A COMICAL AUDIENCE PRANK DURING THE 1604 KING'S MEN PREMIERE OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S THE MERCHANT OF VENICE.)

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Robbin Young. Fair use so we can all see the boob picture she sent to her 12 true loves.

Robbin Young starred in the Roger Moore masterpiece For Your Eyes Only as the seventh female lead, "Girl in Flower Shop." She also starred in a bunch of Playboys, and the DM's of a humble Romanian hacker who stole her heart. But he was not a humble Romanian hacker, he was 12 Russian military intelligence officers in a trench coat. And now Young has shared those DMs and pictures of her buzzies with the Sun, because that's the one that's fookin' classy.

See how she loved! See how Guccifer ghosted her ass! See how she loves him (them) still! See how she was all up in Seth Rich and shit! (We think Young's judgment might not be awesome.) Also she wrote this "erotic poem," and we're going to need you to read it.

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