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DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES! To craft cocktails and French dip at Cole's.


Los Angeles, we are to home to you! Currently? Overnighting in an alley behind Wonker Paula's Burbank craft-soap factory, and life couldn't be sweeter! (Or more clean.) Tonight you will come and sing sweet songs of home with us at Cole's, on Sixth Street downtown, from 6 to 10 p.m. For once, the drinks are not on us because Cole's is spendy and also in addition too as well we spent all our money buying beers for Wonketeers in Salt Lake City. "First round is on us" adds up when FIFTY PEOPLE SHOW UP ON THE REGULAR FOR DRINKING LIBERALLY! (Who knew, SLC!)

Official Wonkette Baby liked SLC too.

Where shall the #wonkebago mosey next on our Wonkette Wonkebago Fall 2015 Itinerant Panhandling Tour And Quitterthon? We shall mosey to:

The Fling, Santa Ana, Oct. 29.

Somewhere in San Diego Nov. 1.

Ibid, San Francisco Nov. 7.

And probably stopping in Santa Barbara to have lunch with faithful Wonkerino Barton somewhere in between. (SB Wonkers, and Barton, shoot me a line!)

Do you want us to mosey to you? You know what to do. Click this link right here, click click click, and give us money, to mosey.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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