Watch closely as RedState concludes what health care reform is really about (Hint: commie mind control!). [RedState]

John Boehner is featured in a hot new will.i.am remix by DJ Librul, and Boenher's melodic screaming doesn't even require "the auto-tune!" [AMERICAblog]

Two charitable hipsters from Brooklyn want to pay a human trafficker to escort Rush Limbaugh to Mexico, which is the only place left on earth where illegal immigrants do not receive free Obamacare abortions everyday. [Washington Examiner]

The Secret Service (with the help of Google Trends) has reported a slight increase in the number of people who don't want to murder Barack Obama. [Washington Whispers]