In six-and-a-half spectacular years in office, Our Leader has vetoed exactly two bills and is now ready to veto a third. What three things in the whole world did George want to veto?

* Curing old people of Alzheimer's.

* Ending the slaughter of Americans in Iraq.

* Making the killing of gays a crime.

It's a legacy!

House OKs bill on anti-gay hate crimes [USA Today]