Here, Have A Drunk Man In Barstow Hollering About Hillary Clinton!

2016 Presidential Election

Here, Wonkers, I made you a Halloween present! It is a drunk man yelling into a car-mounted PA system about Hillary Clinton for prison, and go to and, and also a thing about Bill Clinton molests 12-year-old girls, which is not actually a thing, that is a Trump thing (ALLEGEDLY), and next thing you know Trump and his minions will be complaining that Hillary Clinton has weird hair plugs, and also it is not on the video because I hadn't started recording yet.

Why was I in Southern California without even telling you and buying you a Barstow Classic (teener of meth)? Because I had shit to do and also I don't love you no more.

Anyway, be like that Barstow Man! Support your candidate loudly, and also drunkenly, and also on maybe a tiny little bit of a drug bender.


Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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