See that old gray haired man with his back to us, the one who looks really old (and probably handsome, we are just guessing)? That is Joe Biden. We can tell it is Joe Biden because standing next to him is his hot piece of a wife, Dr. Jill. Do you see what they are doing? They are standing in line to exercise their constitutional right to the franchise! No clearing everybody out of line and telling them to come back when the VIPs are done voting for them! (COUGH ROMNEY COUGH.)

Nope, they're just cold bein' courteous and patient Real Merkins, the kind what stand in line with common Delaware rubes. Have you stood in line today? We are voting at the Union Rescue Mission on Skid Row, just as soon as our son wakes up to go first-time-voting with us. We are looking forward to the first-time-votingness! (We will take pictures! Of our son voting! And probably homelesses!) We are not looking forward to the Union Rescue Mission on Skid Row. Los Angeles's Skid Row is a fucking disgrace.