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Here Is Where To Throw All Your Cash Money For #GivingTuesday (OW! OW! STOP IT! DON'T STOP!)

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BUT THIS TUESDAY IS GOOD, BECAUSE IT IS #GIVINGTUESDAY!


You might have seen in the various "How To Live Under Autocratic Death Hitler Trump Regimes" posts flying around Facespace that one of the big things we need to be doing over the next few years, starting right now, is committing to things WITH OUR DOLLARS. Be a part of holding up the institutions we hold near to our hearts and to our panties, but mostly our hearts, because we are not gross! And it just so happens that after Black Friday and Small Business Saturday and Salacious Sunday and Cybersexual Monday, we find ourselves today on #GIVINGTUESDAY! It is a thing and a day and also a hashtag!

So if you are rocking out with your cock out, and by "cock" we mean "wallet you want to use to give dollars to good causes," here are nine or eleventy or a million causes we think are worth your money dollars:

Yay, that is so many choices! Pick one or pick five or give one million dollars to all of them, and we will all survive this. Or if you can't afford anything, donate your time and your old pants and things like that!

There are so many ways to help and give back, and there's no excuse not to, unless your excuse is you are a loser-ass fart-knob, in which case you keep doing you.

YAY #GIVINGTUESDAY! YOU JUST DID SUCH A GOOD JOB POURING OUT YOUR WALLETS AND YOUR HEARTS! GO YOU!

 

Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the senior editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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