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News came today that a terror plot in Yemen -- or another terror plot, nobody knows, whatever -- may have been foiled when Edward Snowden and Vladimir Putin exposed an Al Qaeda conference call among "dozens" of leaders, we are pretty sure that is how it went down.

Here, from your friends at Wonket, is your Al Qaeda Conference Call Bingo card. Remember the rules: when you complete a row or column, yell "FUCK THIS NOISE" and then blow up a building.