It can be hard to know when to compare yourself to a victim of genocide, as Tom Perkinslearned recently, and many, many other people learned never. We understand. We're here to help.

Presenting The Wonkette Nazi Analogy Flowchart, and that is the link to the .pdf "portable document" that is sized for convenient printing, so you can hang it up at work and get fired.

This should not come in handy, but it will.

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