Here Is Your New Occupy Wall Street Poster Of A Unicorn Biting Pepper-Spray Cop's Head Off
What it says, dudes.
So you know how all the liberal media are always whining, "BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHAT OCCUPY IS FOOOOOR," and you tell them shut up of course you know what Occupy is for? And that is to END THE FED and IMPEACH OBAMA because WAR CRIMES and also I WILL NOT VOTE FOR THE 'LESSER OF TWO EVILS,' at which point your editrix punches her little Occupy brother in the face (no, not that little brother, a different little brother) and explains that a Nader vote carries with it real-life consequences, mostly in the form of a lifetime of shame.
What we are trying to say is that this Occupy Narnia poster is not going to reduce the confusion, and nor should it because it is awesome just the way it is. (We hope it goes without saying that only unicorns should tear the heads off policemen, no matter how richly deserved, and also that the Black Bloc sucks, the end.)
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.