Here's Jen Psaki With Your Pfriday Ppress Pbriefing!

There's a heckin' lot of news today, what with Ukraine, the amazeballs February jobs report, and that freaky new Jon McNaughton painting, so today's White House press briefing should be interesting. Like, you never know when Peter Doocy is just going to shout out today's Wordle answer and ruin it for everybody! Here's Yr Press Secretary Jen Psaki to ride herd on all the press corps cowpokes:



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Wow, did you see the streaker? They may have already edited that out!

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