Let's just "make sure we're talking about the same thing," because, well, we aren't, now are we?

Here's how the New York Times tries to be really polite about Herman Cain being a jabbering imbecile:

Herman Cain became badly flustered on Monday when asked to assess President Obama’s policy toward Libya, raising new questions about his command of foreign policy as he lurched over five minutes from awkward pauses to halting efforts to address the issue.

HERMAN CAIN 4 PRESIDENT 4-EVER, HE IS DUMB BECAUSE OF BUSINESS. [NYT/Journal-Sentinel]