Here's Your Creepy Bald Dog, Obama Girls!
Oh, you want a dog? Here is a dog for you, straight from the fires of HELL. You can dress it up in a sweater and some lipstick, and it will look exactly like Liz Taylor. This is a Peruvian Hairless dog, ancient pet of the Incas. It is prone toacne and blackheads. Some crazy Peruvian lady wants to give it to you because she hates America. [MSNBC]