Tired of taking off your giant sweat pants before you go to work at Wal-Mart? Sick of taking off your huge jeans before falling asleep with Jay Leno and a Domino's box on your lap? The American Dream is alive and well, losers, because now you can just put on a gigantic pair of "pajama jeans" and be done with it. No more dirty laundry everywhere, because it's all on you! No more bathing, no more trouble. Order one pair today, because it's the last clothing you'll ever need. Giant T-shirt and tattoos on your ankles sold separately. [Pajama Jeans via Wonkette Operative "Jeff W."]