Here's Your Sexxxy President Barack Obama, Calling Donald Trump A Dumbass

He is LOLing at Donald Trump
Remember that thing about how one of the main reasons Donald Trump is running for president is because Seth Meyers and Barry Bamz "I'll Dick You Down And You'll Like It" Obama made fun of him during the White House Correspondents' Dinner? He got SO MAD and wanted people to take him seriously as a politician! And now Trump is the laughingstock of the world and his campaign may be tanking, but he's still the GOP frontrunner.
But his thin-skinned apple-headed vagina mouth, little bitty Trump stump of a pencil eraser penis, and of course his short fingers and lady hands are going to be real GRRRR when he sees this video of the president making fun of him and calling him stupid, over his idea to make Mexico pay for his beautiful, bejeweled wall by taking the money Mexicans in the United States send to their impoverished relatives and friends at home:
The notion that we're going to track every Western Union bit of money that's being sent to Mexico, you know, good luck with that! [...] This is just one more example of something that is not thought through and is primarily put forward for political consumption. And, as I've tried to emphasize throughout, we've got serious problems here. We've got big issues around the world. People expect the president of the United States and the elected officials in this country to treat these problems seriously, to put forth policies that have been examined, analyzed, are effective, where unintended consequences are taken into account. They don't expect half-baked notions coming out of the White House.
Good luck with that! Half-baked notions! Donald Trump is A Idiot With a capital 'T'!
Oh we could just leave it there, because that's enough really. But you people are always ready for another round with sexxxy President O, especially when he is calling Trump stupid, so here's another one from last Friday, where not only is Trump the dumbest motherfucker that ever fucked a mother about Mexico, but he is the dumbest OF THE WHOLE WORLD.
Specifically he's talking about Trump's idiot statements on letting Japan and South Korea have nukes, which run counter to seventy years of American foreign policy. Seventy! Does this mean Trump is a big pile of dumbshit, President Barry?
[Trump's statements] tell us that the person who made the statements doesn't know much about foreign policy, nuclear policy or the Korean peninsula or the world generally.
THAT IS A LOT OF THINGS TO BE STUPID ABOUT! Donald Trump basically was born yesterday inside of his own asshole, is what the president is saying. And now, having given you these words and videos of your favorite president of America, we're pretty confident your Thursday morning is officially amazing.
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