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Herman Cain Watches Girl Torture Goldfish From Mountaintop

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Here is a little girl throwing water and mud on top of a goldfish she dumped on the ground. Did you know that it's also a political ad from Herman Cain, decrying the Stimulus? Of course you did, what else would it be.


The ad doesn't really explain what's going on in the ad. There is a girl and she is just stone cold killin' her fish, and then there is ol' Herman "Herb" Cain watching it all from atop a mountain in Mordor. But oh, what is this -- a description from the YouTube page!

The goldfish is fine, but our economy isn't. Are you Sick yet? In essence, stimulus has been just like throwing a bucket of water on a fish and expecting him to swim on land. [...]

We want Solutions, not more Stimulus coming from Washington D.C.

We the people are Sick of Stimulus!

Ah, got it. Shut up.

[YouTube via The Atlantic]

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The Commentczar's In Town

Yr Wonkette has been getting quite a few visits from trolls lately, although most of the infestations have been incredibly tiresome and not at all worth discussing here. We're talking, like, not even as good as ol' Turgid Love Muscle Guy. Come to think of it, we haven't seen him in a while; hope he's OK. At least health-wise.

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In 2006, Bob Casey Jr., then the Pennsylvania state treasurer, defeated Rick Santorum and took his seat in the US Senate; presumably only after having it steam cleaned. Not that Casey wanted anything much to do with Dan Savage, the columnist who had helpfully made the alternative definition of "Santorum" one of the best demonstrations of the power of trolling for the prior three years. But in '06, Casey's campaign actually declined a donation from Savage; Casey's finance director thanked him, but suggested maybe Savage could give the money to a group working against Santorum so Casey wouldn't get flak for taking the donation. That was back when Dems were happy to talk about civil unions but frightened of gay marriage, and Casey just plain wussed out on the chance to bring a "weeks-long debate about feces, lube, and assfucking" to the Senate race, as then-Wonket Dave Weigel put it. But Bob Casey has come rather a long way since then, and he now supports marriage equality. He might still be a bit shy about a full-on embrace of buttsechs talk, however.

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