Hero Cat Fetches Weed For Remarkably Ungrateful Owner


Weed-consuming people! Have you been feeling extra lazy lately? Not living somewhere where you can safely or legally cop? Consider making your housepets much more useful and teaching your cat to bring you some bud instead of doing what cats normally do, which is tearing up the drapes and batting your face while you're sleeping.

An unnamed woman from the Dunedin, New Zealand neighborhood of Halfway Bush called cops this week to report that her cat had dragged a baggie with about five grams of pot in it onto her back doorstep. While the cat was undoubtedly proud of his haul, his owner wasn't very pleased and called the cops to deal with the ganja.



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