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President Gaslight McTwitterfarts did it again:

We do not know whether Donald Trump believes his own lies, or whether he thinks he gets to make up his own "alternative facts," whether he's just delusional, or whether somethin' just ain't right with that boy. We also don't care.

It is worth noting that Trump said this (again) at a reception for congressional leaders, which means he actually said the lie/falsehood/egotistical, fantastical word vomit right to the faces of Democratic leaders Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi. As the Washington Post notes, he is now claiming that THREE TO FIVE MILLION illegal Mexican Spanishes did voter fraud, which denied him the popular vote win he believes he so richly deserves.

This is a lie. The WaPo explains why it is a lie, the New York Times explains why it is a lie, COMMON DAMN SENSE knows it's a lie. Considering Trump's history, lying about popular vote totals suggests that if there was any manipulation, it probably came from the Trump side. (Remember when Trump was claiming Hillary's emails were "bigger than Watergate," and now whose team is being looked at just to see if maybe they colluded with a hostile foreign government and possibly even rogue agents and departments in the FBI, to win the election? We can't forget, amid Trump's constant lying, that he's also got a severe problem with projection.)

Look, he's going to tell this lie again eight times before breakfast, and we doubt we will report on it each and every time he does. His thin skin is so wounded by how Rep. John Lewis and millions of others already view him as illegitimate, or if they view him as legitimate, they see his win for the puny-ass little thing it is.

But for the record, and for perpetuity: Hillary Clinton won the popular vote. She won it. By almost THREE MILLION VOTES. Hillary is the empress queen of winning the popular vote against Donald Trump. The sky is blue, the grass is green, your mom was sexy last night, and Hillary Clinton won the popular vote.

Climate change is a real thing, a fact that all reputable scientists agree on, Nickelback and 3 Doors Down suck, and Hillary Clinton also won the popular vote.

I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny, but it would be a total lie, which would be easily refuted by you other brothers, to say Hillary Clinton did not win the popular vote by almost THREE MILLION HUMANS, who voted legally and American-ly.

Look, the Washington Post did a nice little breakdown of all the times Trump lied about he popular vote, you know, for the extraterrestrials to watch when they discover the smoldering ruins of planet Earth. Here, E.T., it's a clue to the destroyed civilization you found!

In conclusion, class, what did Donald Trump lose fair and square to Hillary Clinton? HINT: It rhymes with Schmopular Goat!

The end.

[Washington Post]

Evan Hurst

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Is there ANY good news for the bumblefucking Trump re-election campaign these days? Their polling numbers are in the shitter, therefore Trump is firing the pollsters. Trump's Hitler rally kickoff event in Florida last night was ... whatever it was. Oh, and did we mention that they ain't got no money? Like, of course, not counting whatever Russian money they're not telling us about.

Don Jr. recently called a prominent donor and warned that Trump's money haul is falling behind where Barack Obama was early in his reelection, while Jared Kushner has privately complained to RNC chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel that Trump's war chest is not as big as it should be at this point in the cycle.

Whiiiiiiiiiine. Guess they're gonna have to see if they can launder some rubles somewhere, ALLEGEDLY.

Gabe Sherman has some more bad news about Trump's shithole campaign, and it is that Robert and Rebekah Mercer, the father-daughter billionaire duo who bankrolled much of Trump's "victory" in 2016 -- including funding Breitbart, and also the part of the "victory" that comprised Cambridge Analytica, the data company they owned that may have done some real hinky stuff, possibly with Russia, in order to get Trump "elected" -- have zipped up their checkbooks and decided Trump can go eat dicks for all they care.

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