Shut up shut up shut up shhut shut shut up shup shut ut shup shut up. SHHH. What the hell. Jason Bateman why are you talking about your poop. Here's our "Obama pledge," you queers, and that's simply to let people die when they get death diseases rather than watch the U.S. go bankrupt over a health care problem, which seems to be your ultimate goal. This pledge requires much less effort than Demi Moore's pledge, which is "to free one million slaves in the next five years." Like, WHAT? Does she even have a plan for that? C'mon. C'MON. Bwah bwah bwah. [via Andrew Sullivan]