As exciting as all this Boston stuff is, somehow sitting in front of our computers waiting for a boy to die does not feel "good." We thought you could use this.

Thank you, "DangerGuerrero," for your service, and all our Twitter friends for sending it.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

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