Hey Rudy, We Made You a Winning Advertisement!
Whoever runs Rudy's campaign should just quit and hide and never pretend to know anything about politics again. I mean what was this? This? This? Get out of here, handlers, git! We need to talk to your boy Rudy for a sec. [Pause]. Rudy: you're fourth in Florida now. We hate to see 9/11 fail, so we made you an ad and you can have it, gratis. We saw your bus hilariously riding around the Daytona race track, and that's a start, but you need redneck music to go with redneck images to properly reach redneck people. We've added some tunage. Oh? You're welcome.