HEY TEENS! Your Homie Ray LaHood Wants You To Make Videos About Your Sexting Habits

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You know what else can happen in two seconds? FALLING HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH YOUR NEW CRUSH RAY LAHOOD. *kawaii* (。◕‿‿◕。) Yes, Secretary of Transportation Ray LaHood hates teens sexting when they're driving cars, so he is doing things like sponsoring this viral video CHALLENGE and going to popular teen hangout the Illinois State Fair to step-dance at teens about this problemo. And now he has ghost-ridden over to the White House website and become a popular teen warblogger, just like your Wonkette.

Like hundreds of thousands of other Illinois households, the LaHood family circles the middle of August on our calendar each year for the Illinois State Fair.

From livestock, grains, and fruit to textiles, cooking, and other handiwork, the Illinois State Fair showcases the best our state has to offer. It's a pleasure to walk around the halls, stalls and booths to see what folks have proudly displayed. For farmers, artisans, and old friends, the state fair offers Illinoisans a way of saying "This is what we've been up to for the past year."

This is the farmer, artisan, and old-friend version of sexting, you see.

Operation Teen Safe Driving encourages the creativity of Illinois teens to develop programs to reduce fatalities and injuries due to traffic crashes among their peers. They've got a lot to be proud of as they have helped reduce teen fatalities in Illinois by half since 2006.

Wow, they weren't even teenagers then! They were mere children who couldn't drive, yet they put all their spare non-sexting time into stopping distracted teen driving. Gr8test Gen r ation!

Yes, from prize pigs to popcorn, my home state of has a lot to celebrate at this year's Illinois State Fair. And engaging teen drivers and empowering them to make the right choices behind the wheel tops that list.

Wow, Ray LaHood, even teen rappers are like, "We are modest compared to this Secretary of Transportation, yo, yo, yo-yo." [White House]

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