We're not historians like the previous winner of the coveted Churchill award, "300" director Victor Davis Hanson, but didn't Winston win his war? Because we're pretty sure Rumsfeld lost every war, and that he also started all those wars, which would make him the natural choice for the less-prestigious Hitler Award.

Rumsfeld to Receive Statesmanship Award at 2007 Churchill Dinner [Claremont Institute]