Because we're bored, lazy, and (most importantly) unrepentantly shallow, we're gonna run with a reader suggestion and solicit pictures of prominent DC pols with prominently fake hair. Like poor, put-upon Representative Bob Ney:
See? It's fun! The operative who sent us this shot also suggested Tom DeLay, but just because they're equally inept at hiding their corruption doesn't mean they're equally inept at hiding their hair loss. Based on the infamous booking photo, we're not sure if it's a rug. DeLay might be more of a transplant guy.
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