capitol%20hill.jpgThe polls are now open in Hill Intern Hotties: The Men. To see the competitors and cast your vote, click here.

We fear that we didn't leave the polls open long enough in our White House Hotties contest. As a result, the brilliant campaign for Emily House didn't have enough time to build momentum. We won't make the same mistake this time around. We'll keep the polls open until Tuesday, June 27, at 2 PM Eastern time.

Now it's time for testimonials about the male Capitol Hill interns. Check 'em out, after the jump (or click here).

1. Will Anderson. Intern to Majority Whip Roy Blunt (R-MO).

"What a handsome mug!"

"This 21 year old, self-proclaimed disease free bachelor has taken the District by storm with his good looks, crooked smile, and generous tipping at Camelot. When he's not taking long walks along the Mall with his Teacup Chihuahua, Sven, he's prowling for Cougars on the Waterfront or barely legal kittens in Adams-Morgan. But, his playing field of choice is the hallowed halls of Rayburn, where naive interns and experienced staffers alike fall prey to his oh-so-charming ways."

"Will is often approached by beautiful women who request pictures. He views these opportunities as a way to give back to the community."

2. Ross Biestman. Intern to Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA).

"There are only two words to describe Ross: high performance. His nickname around the office is the Junior Senator. Among his many talents, he counts his tour-giving prowess and mad lyricizing skills."

"Ross is adorable! He reminds me of Prince William. Swoon..."

3. Micah Wayne Elggren. Intern to Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT).

"Micah is a smoldering law clerk at Senator Orrin G. Hatch's office. His hotness continually sets off the fire alarm!"

"Micah, whose past relationships have included model Ali Landry and actress Angelina Jolie, is a man with a sharp intellect and even more chiseled abs. His knowledge for the law is surpassed only by his sheer beauty. Born and raised under the shadow of the magnificent Wasatch mountains in the Salt Lake Valley, this family man studied at the University of Utah before heating up George Washington Law School. A true romantic at heart, his chivalry and charm have drawn beautiful women to him wherever he shows his pretty face. A seasoned traveler and political enthusiast, Micah has recently been found to be a large contributor towards global warming. All we can say is, ladies, get out your sunblock!"

"So cute, so clean cut -- he looks like James Van Der Beek of Dawson's Creek. Micah, you can 'paddle up my creek' any day of the week!"

"Your picture of Micah doesn't do him justice. Check out the pics that are linked from this page. What a blonde hottie!"

"Micah Elggren is freaking me out because in that picture it looks like he could be my son. Granted, I would have had to have conceived him as a young teenager, and then the woman would have had to move to Utah, but still... the resemblence is creepy."

4. Joe Fore. Intern to Rep. Tom Feeney (R-FL).

"At a party recently, everyone thought he looked like Brad Pitt. Since he started interning in DC three weeks ago, I have seen at least 3 Missed Connections on nights after we've hung out from girls desperate to find a guy who, I am almost 100% positive, is him. He is incredibly nice and smart but very down to earth; he respects women; he likes to have a good time. He's like a gorgeous golden Florida surfer boy, who also happens to be considering Law and/or Med School."

"Joe is incredibly attractive."

"Joe is single, legal (21, almost 22), and going to be a senior in college. He looks best with a five o'clock shadow, as in this pic. Also, he's straight."

5. Jameson Marks. Intern to Sen. Lincoln Chafee ("R"-RI)

"WASPy and yummy. You know he's hot just based on his name."

"Jameson is a senior at Appalachian State University. The southern gentlemen comes to us from Raleigh, North Carolina for the first half of this Summer session. A hockey fan, Jameson was excited to watch his beloved Hurricanes just win the Stanley Cup. Jameson enjoys taking in the Senate experience by day, and exploring the bar scene with the guys at night. He would be happy to give you a 'private' tour of the Capitol."

6. Blake Massad. Intern to Rep. Dan Boren (D-OK)

"Blake is unbelievably handsome -- he could be a model (assuming he's tall enough). He's the only one of the nominees who has an interesting look. The rest are so boring and white-bread."

"Your picture of Blake fails to do him justice. You should come by the Hill and see how good-looking he really is."

"The hair, the teeth, the eyes... Blake is a work of art..."

7. Tyson Smith. Intern to Rep. Jim Matheson (D-UT).

"Tyson has a great sense of humor, loves children, and is a total sweetheart... What else can you ask?"

"When he's not flaunting his blatant metrosexuality, Tyson is busy convincing people that he is, in fact, Ryan Seacrest. I know, I know... not all ladies appreciate a man who takes care of himself, but let me tell you firsthand: when this guy gels his hair just perfectly and puts on his Banana Republic outfits, it just drives you crazy! The perfect teeth, the slim yet toned physique, and that undeniable Utah charm all help to make Tyson the perfect candidate. There's a reason why Rep. Matheson's office is giving four times as many tours as any other Utah office..."

"God, Tyson is SO HOT. The pic you chose makes him look nerdy, when in real life he's a total stud. But so sweet, he gives me a toothache!"

"Tyson Smith. Wow. I could pound that boy all night!"

8. Robert Stephenson. Intern to Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT).

"[Robert] is working for Senator Orrin Hatch, and he really steams up the first floor of the Hart office building."

"Robert, born and raised in the majestic mountains of the Salt Lake Valley, has a rugged physique and a strong, silent demeanor. This young stud has a style of his own, and even on intern matching day at Senator Hatch's office he manages to stand out of the crowd. Robert is currently a student at the University of Utah, where he has won several other beauty competitions and is a well-known face among the 35,000 students. Known for his love of soccer and passion for politics, Robert is the perfect candidate for Hill Intern Hotties. I mean, just look at the picture."

"Really good-looking -- we're talking movie-star handsome."

"So hot, in that conservative Republican kinda way."

So there you have it. You now have more than enough information about the candidates to make an informed decision. What are you waiting for? Click here, and vote!

Earlier: Hill Intern Hotties: The Men

Hill Intern Hotties: The Women


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