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Hill Reporter's B-Day Party: No Hill Staff Allowed

Ah yes, it truly is formal dress party season in D.C. Tonight's social calendar includes this soiree, passed around by email:


From: [HILL REPORTER]

Location: [WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW]

When: [BIG SECRET]

Aww yeah, its that time again bitches! Once again I've escaped the clutches of death and the federales through no effort of my own and can celebrate yet another solid year of drug and alcohol induced living upon this fine fuckin' earth!! And if that ain't reason enough to celebrate, well then you're a tard.

WARNING -- Bring whoever ya want, but NO HILL STAFF, ACTIVISTS, HIPPIES OR OTHER LOBBYIST TYPES (unless you've been invited, obviously). IF I WANTED TO HEAR ABOUT HOW FUCKED UP I WAS EVERY DAY AT WORK, I'D HAVE IT IN THE FUCKIN CAPITOL BUILDING.

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'Miga and Carlos' by Wonkette Operative 'Chica'

It's Father's Day, which means it's time for Yr Dok Zoom and his son to go to brunch and check out the downtown Boise Father's Day Car Show so we can ooh and ah over the very same Corvettes 'n' Mustangs 'n' lovingly-restored classic cars that are there every year, and I will probably once again point at the '68 Beetle converted to run on electricity and say, "Oh look, a Voltswagen!" Traditions matter. (Kid Zoom is 22, so I may also/instead meet him for cocktails later like grown up human people.)

Don't worry about any deep thoughts on the Meaning of Fatherhood here -- we're just going to enjoy the goofy side of dadding, which as far as I'm concerned is the best thing I've done with my time. Especially since my role model for parenting was the unnamed Dad from "Calvin and Hobbes."

As any fool knows, ice rises to the top of liquids because it's cold, and just wants to be closer to the sun so it can warm up. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

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