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Hillary Clinton: FEED ME Thanks For The Memories!

Former first lady Hillary Clinton has until the convention in August to get her money back, her goddamn money for Christ's sake, but how will she do that? The same way she does everything: by lying. Today she sent an e-mail to supporters, asking, "I hope you'll take a moment to view our online album with some favorite photos from the campaign." There are like seven mostly terrible photos, and then, of course, the big red CONTRIBUTE button. So basically she asks you to look at photos of her failed, finished campaign, and then to... give her money for it! Done and done. Also, Hilz ends her e-mail with, "I'll be in touch soon." Hooray! [Hillary Clinton]

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Even Dinsdale was frightened of Doug ... He used sarcasm. He knew all the tricks: dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and satire.

Yr Wonkette is no stranger to the double-edged weapon of sarcasm, we'll admit. OR WILL WE? It's part of our postmodern toolkit, with which we seek to undermine patriotism, faith, the free market, the family, and ultimately America itself. Duh. But we would never be so naive as to think we have a monopoly on irony and sarcasm, oh no, far from it. This week, we dip into the sludge of deletia for some brilliant examples of cutting rightwing wit turned back on us, with devastating results. Hope you're not all TRIGGERED so much you have to go find a SAFE SPACE, libs!

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