Hillary Clinton Is Most Experienced Tourist In Politics, Maybe

Three British cheers to the Guardian for reading millions of newly released pages of Hillary Clinton's First Lady schedules. They've excavated the first few morsels of hilarity in what's guaranteed to be a goldmine:

On the day that dozens of US cruise missiles rained down on Serbia in an attempt to punish Yugoslav president Slobodan Milosevic for the country's onslaught against ethnic Albanian separatists in Kosovo, first lady Hillary Clinton was far from the White House war room: instead she was touring ancient Egyptian ruins, including King Tut's tomb and the temple of Hatshepsut. And on the day before the signing of the Good Friday agreement in Belfast she was at an event called "Hats on for Bella" in Washington.

Maybe when she says "I'm running for president" she's also lying; she's actually been touring the Grand Canyon for the last 14 months. [Guardian]

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