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Hillary Clinton got MAD Tuesday night during the Democratic debate, probably because #lady and #emotions. No, we are just fooling! She got mad because she had a REASON to get mad, namely, the bull-fucking-shit Republicans are pulling over Planned Parenthood. Here is what she yelled, with her very authoritative lady voice:

It's always the Republicans or their sympathizers who say, "You can't have paid leave, you can't provide healthcare." They don't mind having Big Government to interfere with a woman's right to choose and to try to take down Planned Parenthood. They're fine with Big Government when it comes to that. I'M SICK OF IT! You know, we can do these things! We should not be paralyzed by the Republicans and their constant refrain, "big government this, big government that," except for what THEY want to impose on the American people. I know we can afford it because we're going to make the wealthy pay for it. That is the way to get it done!

And then she went like this:


OOOOOOH that burn you feel right now is actually a pleasant tingling you are feeling in your girl parts AND your boy parts AND your Democratic Socialism parts.

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And isn't that fucking refreshing? Isn't it nice  to have a woman who actually knows what she's talking about, passionately fighting for women's healthcare, as opposed to a lying liar (CARLY FIORINA!) who only takes breaks from lying about fake Planned Parenthood videos WHAT DON'T EXIST to bulldoze companies into the ground, or to lie about something different, like the homosexuals.

Yes, it is very refreshing, indeedy doo.

[The Guardian]

Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the senior editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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