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Hillary Clinton Shopped Out of Sit-Room Photo In Case Readers Find Her Sexy

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Ultra Orthodox Hasidic newspaper Der Tzitung is telling its readers like it isn't- by editing Secretary of State Hillary Clinton from the now-iconic Bin Laden raid Situation Room photo. Oy vey.

The religious paper never publishes pictures of women, as they could be considered "sexually suggestive."


We kind of wish she was elected president so we could have seen what this newspaper would do. A lot of foreign leaders smiling and shaking hands with the air? Or would they just consistently stick, say, Steve Buscemi's face on her body?

But wouldn't either of those things turn on somebody out there? Ugh, humanity, always messing up the religions. [Jezebel]

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