Hillary Clinton's Gay Marriage Video Will Give Your Cold Shriveled Heart ALL The Feels
The video intersperses images of gay couples being gay to each other, including the couple who invited Hillz to their wedding! They're holding hands, they're proposing to each other, and they're even saying wedding vows. And THAT is the part that brought a tear to yr Wonkette's eye, the things this one guy says to his almost-husband. You'll see. SHUT UP, I'M NOT A PUSSY, you'll see when you are CRYING.
Something big happened today. It was one giant leap for gay-kind, but a billion tiny steps for individual lesbo-gay feets. Or something. That analogy kinda fell apart, due to all of you getting your TEARS all over our nice Wonkette website.
Oh just fucking watch the video. Also, can we just point out that Hillary is running for president REALLY good this time? It's like she learned ALL the lessons from last go-round.
Here's what Hillz had to say today on Twitter:
I think that's something we can ALL "RT." Unless you are lame foreign and your country hasn't gotten there yet, sadface.