Hillary Cracks Nuts, No Hope for Obama

You can always find money in merch these days. So, we're starting to see a weird array of gear among the usual campaign crap. Leading Republicans stick with a safe, all-American baseball theme: Romney has a foam baseball glove called "Mitt's Mitt" (profoundly original, yes?) and Giuliani has a sporty "Rudy '08" pennant. Obama just gets lazy and rips off both Bill Clinton and National Dairy Council with his "Got Hope?" bumper stickers. Our current favorite, not yet officially offered by her campaign, is the Hillary Nutcracker (thighs of steel!). Next up: "Mitt Happens" bumper stickers!

The Hillary Nutcracker

Trinkets on the Ticket [The Caucus]


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