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Now that we've finally finished all that fake Rusher situation with Rusher and Trump, the Stupidest Man on the Internet's Stupid website brings us a reason to hope for a better tomorrow! Judicial Watch, the pests who keep filling the courts with pointless lawsuits aimed at exposing all Hillary Clinton's crimes and murders and more crimes, is suing the government for records that will prove once and for all that China got all of Hillary's emails! If that sounds vaguely familiar, it's because Yr Evan Hurst wrote about it last summer when Donald Trump was mad-tweeting about it. It was nonsense, but VERY INCRIMINATING NONSENSE all the same! Here are the details, which are actually just riveting proof of not much of anything!


In July of last year, Louie Gohmert yelled at FBI agent Peter Strzok about ALL BUT FOUR of the emails on Hillary's private server being copied and delivered to a Chinese-owned company, according to one Frank Rucker, an official with the Inspector General for the Intelligence Community (ICIG). Nobody remembers it because that question preceded Gohmert's shouty HOW DARE YOU EVEN LOOK AT ME WITH THE FACE YOU LIED TO YOUR WIFE ABOUT ADULTERY FACE, YOU FACE-HAVER! tirade. But here, Gohmert's so proud of his performance he keeps it on his YouTube:

Gohmert Grills Strzok on Bias & Emails Sent To Unauthorized Source youtu.be

Gohmert insisted Rucker had briefed Strzok about an "anomaly" on Clinton's private server that Strzok had clearly failed to follow up on, shame on him. According to Gohmert, Rucker told Strzok that forensic computer dudes had found "an anomaly on Hillary Clinton's emails going through their private server, and when they had done the forensic analysis, they found that her emails, every single one except four, over 30,000 of them, were going to an address that was not on the distribution list [...] It was going to an unauthorized source that was a foreign entity unrelated to Russia." Gohmert went on to berate Strzok for doing nothing about that important information, then went off on his adultery rant, and finally, after all that, Strzok said he had no idea what the hell had gotten into Gohmert's asparagus. He said he recalled meeting Rucker, but nothing about Gohmert's claims.

Gohmert also insisted the Justice Department's Inspector General, Michael Horowitz, "got a call four times from someone wanting to brief him about this, and he never returned the call," because of course everyone in the Deep State was covering it up or something.

In fact, the cover-up has been so complete you probably never heard about any of this, even though the highly respected Daily Caller Journalism Apparatus also ran a story about it, with anonymous "sources"! Two of them!

Well now the brave investigators at Judicial Watch are going to sue the government for ALL THE TRUTH, according to flower-forehead lady at the Gateway Pundit! According to its lawsuit, Judicial Watch sent a Freedom of Information Act request to the Office of the Director of National Intelligence last July, and apart from a letter acknowledging the request in August, got no satisfaction, so now it's time to sue. Here's the VERY IMPORTANT EVIDENCE the group wants:

Any and all records regarding, concerning, or related to the meeting between Intelligence Community Inspector General (ICIG) official Frank Rucker, ICIG attorney Jeanette Macmillian, former Federal Bureau of Investigation Deputy Assistant Director Peter Strzok, and other[s] regarding security threats associated with the private e-mail server utilized by former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. This request includes, but is not limited to, the following:

• Any and all reports, notes, briefing materials, presentations, or similar records created in preparation for, during, and/or pursuant to the meeting.

• Any all Any and all [sic] related records of communication between any official, employee, or representative of the ICIG and any other individual or entity.

You know, if it happened at all, although heaven knows Louie Gohmert wouldn't make something like that up, and although the FBI said, in response to the Daily Caller story, it had "not found any evidence" of an intrusion of Clinton's server. But maybe there was an intrusion they didn't find, HUH?

We'll be sure to keep you on top of this very important story, since, as Judicial Watch president Tom Fitton said in a press release quoted at real journalism sources Gateway Pundit and Daily Caller too,

Our lawsuit could further expose how anti-Trump activists like disgraced FBI official Peter Strzok bent over backwards to protect Hillary Clinton from having to answer for her national security crimes.

Or it could prove jack shit, as many FOIA fishing expeditions do. The important thing is that Hillary Clinton will finally face either justice or a lot more angry tweets, and either is just fine. The Gateway Pundit even very generously offers a link for its Lock Her Up ravers to send a nice donation to Judicial Watch. Isn't that sweet of them?

[Gateway Pundit / Daily Caller / Photo: The Vault of the Space Age on Tumblr ]

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Once upon a time... about ten years ago, a group of entirely ridiculous men burst onto the scene wearing stupid hats and telling men that wearing stupid hats and telling men that walking up to women in bars and insulting ("negging") them would get them laid. This did not last long, as women also had televisions and computers and were completely aware of these tricks as well, so when some ass came up to us in a bar and said "Hey, nice nails, are they real?" we would laugh and laugh and loudly announce "Oh my god, this guy just tried to neg me! Can you believe that shit? HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY JUST TRIED TO NEG ME!" and then refer to him as "Mystery" the whole night.

Most of the men who tried that shit only did so a few times before realizing that it wasn't going to work, and thus moved on to other things. Perhaps things that did not involve furry hats and coming off as a huge creep. We may never know, because I would assume that those who tried it are now extremely embarrassed and would never, ever admit to this to us.

Still, there were a few men willing to eat that shit up, as well as some grifters willing to take advantage of that. Said grifters tended to be extremely misogynistic and seemed more like they were teaching men how to be as despised by women as they were than teaching them how to actually be liked by women.

Some of them, like Roosh V, a creepy weirdo who actually does live in his mom's basement, actively encouraged men to rape women who were intoxicated to the point of being obviously unable to consent.

However, even that branch of the PUA tree is wilting away. Many "self-help" style PUA forums like Nextasf and RSDnation are shutting down or have already shut down. In March, Chateau Heartiste, a batshit crazy PUA turned White Nationalist/Alt-Right blog was shut down by Wordpress. This week, rape advocate Roosh V (whom you may recall once called yours truly a "Wonkette typist/clown face, would not bang") announced that he was renouncing his PUA ways and devoting himself to Jesus. He explained to the forum he manages that he would no longer be allowing anyone to discuss premarital "fornication."

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'Baby Geniuses' star Jon Voight took to Twitter early this morning to proclaim his undying love for Donald Trump, probably because there is no one left in his life who will listen to him talk about this, or anything else, in person. In this video rant, Voight encouraged members of the Republican Party, whom he apparently thinks are the only real citizens of the United States, to stand by Donald Trump and "acknowledge the truth" that he is the best President since Abraham Lincoln.


Part ONE:

People of the Republican Party, I know you will agree with me when I say our president has our utmost respect and our love. This job is not easy. For he's battling the left and their absurd words of destruction. I've said this once and I'll say this again. That our nation has been built on the solid ground from our forefathers, and there is a moral code of duty that has been passed on from President Lincoln. I'm here today to acknowledge the truth, and I'm here today to tell you my fellow Americans that our country…

Oh no, not our absurd words of destruction!

Part DEUX:

is stronger, safer, and with more jobs because our President has made his every move correct. Don't be fooled by the political left, because we are the people of this nation that is witnessing triumph. So let us stand with our president. Let us stand up for this truth, that President Trump is the greatest president since President Lincoln.

Does Jon Voight not know there have been... other presidents? Can he name them? Because really, it does not sound like it. Does he also not know that a very big chunk of the Republican Party actually does not care very much for Abraham Lincoln? Namely those defenders of Confederate statues that Trump called "very fine people?" Also, did he intentionally diss their beloved Ronald Reagan?

Who can know? Who can even tell what he is trying to say or why he is trying to say it. He doesn't appear to have tweeted much since 2016, so I'm guessing whoever's job it was to keep him from tanking his career quit. Either that... or after filming the seventh season of Ray Donovan, he found out it's going to be canceled or his character is getting killed off or something and he is now free to be a jackass? I don't know, I haven't watched the show, although my parents are very into it and mad that I haven't watched it. Literally all I know about it is that it has something to do with Boston, because they keep mentioning that to me like it's a selling point.

It seems useless at this point to note that the people who scream their faces off about how bad it is for Hollywood celebs to support liberal causes, and how they should keep their politics to themselves, etc. etc. make a way bigger deal than normal people do whenever a Big Time Hollywood Celebrity like Jon Voight or, uh, Scott Baio, supports their cause. Mostly because they're the only ones who have elected a reality TV star and the star of Bedtime for Bonzo (who by the way, also once practically ruined a perfectly good Bette Davis movie with his bad acting. Which is not to say that Dark Victory is not fantastic and probably the best thing to watch if you want to sob your face off, but he was very bad in it.) to run the country.

But we might as well do that anyway, because it actually never stops being funny.

[Jon Voight Twitter]

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