Hillary's Weird Speech In El Paso

Ken Layne

February 13, 2008 12:22 AM

Hey, Hillary likes the "Mexican Food" and the "Music" she used to enjoy that one time in El Paso, 35 years ago. Hmm, did anything happen, say, on Tuesday night? You know, in Virginia and Maryland and DC? Cringe with us as Hillary says so many things, and somehow keeps from crying for real.

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