His Lead Story's In Lowercase! What a Boring Day!
On this, another in a recent run of slow-ish news days (June! Sun! Recess!), Matt is clearly grasping at straws.
Some poor intern must've slogged through god knows how many wire photos to find the one that best illustrated that particular non-sequitur. Hey, these only took us two minutes!
And so on and so on. Media bias ain't what it used to be.