His Lead Story's In Lowercase! What a Boring Day!

On this, another in a recent run of slow-ish news days (June! Sun! Recess!), Matt is clearly grasping at straws.


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Some poor intern must've slogged through god knows how many wire photos to find the one that best illustrated that particular non-sequitur. Hey, these only took us two minutes!

REUTERS RUNS PHOTOS OF 'PRESIDENT SURROUNDED BY GHOSTS'...

AP RUNS PHOTOS OF 'TINY GRAYSCALE PRESIDENT'...

AP RUNS PHOTOS OF 'PRESIDENT WITHOUT ABILITY TO PROPERLY OPERATE HIS ROBOTIC ARM'...

And so on and so on. Media bias ain't what it used to be.

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