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Historic Washington Teabagging Party: There Were Poop Hats

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Today at High Noon, the disciples of CNBC teevee ranter Rick Santelli held teabagging parties around the country. Apparently they did not pick up on the nonchalance in Santelli's voice when he said, "we're going to hold a... like a tea party or something because of this Obama, ha ha, weird." Well, the biggest of these parties was in Washington, by the White House, and like 20 people took cabs from CPAC to stand around in poop hats and complain about fiat currency for a few minutes while Michelle Malkin filmed them in various pornographic poses. Major thank yous to poop operatives "Jamie" and "Ethan" for sending most of the photos below, as well as to intrepid D.C. blog reporter Dave Weigel, some of whose photos we have stolen.


Silly lady (guy?), you're supposed to have this funny cliche written on a tee shirt, that's the WHOLE POINT.

You know, it's really not what you're making it out to be.

HA HA HA, real life Freepers !!

Michelle Malkin showed up, and wasn't she having a good time. She looks terrified! Maybe she saw an Arab?

That is not an acceptable male accessory.

They do know that the "government" money is being given directly to businesses, for stimulation, right?

Well now we're in our comfort zone.

No one disputes that gold can be exchanged for money, lots of money, guy. Also, Ron Paul lost everything.

Who knew that Batboy was the official mascot of the U.S. Government?

Yeah we bet. Time to go home!

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'Miga and Carlos' by Wonkette Operative 'Chica'

It's Father's Day, which means it's time for Yr Dok Zoom and his son to go to brunch and check out the downtown Boise Father's Day Car Show so we can ooh and ah over the very same Corvettes 'n' Mustangs 'n' lovingly-restored classic cars that are there every year, and I will probably once again point at the '68 Beetle converted to run on electricity and say, "Oh look, a Voltswagen!" Traditions matter. (Kid Zoom is 22, so I may also/instead meet him for cocktails later like grown up human people.)

Don't worry about any deep thoughts on the Meaning of Fatherhood here -- we're just going to enjoy the goofy side of dadding, which as far as I'm concerned is the best thing I've done with my time. Especially since my role model for parenting was the unnamed Dad from "Calvin and Hobbes."

As any fool knows, ice rises to the top of liquids because it's cold, and just wants to be closer to the sun so it can warm up. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

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