History's Greatest Monster Barack Obama Politicizes Beer, Refuses To Buy One For Guy Holding A Romney Sign
Hey, Barack NoBAma, were you at the Iowa State Fair yesterday, coldbuyin' beers for the first 10 people to swear loyalty oaths to you for the privilege of quaffing sweet, cold Bud?
When asked if he was buying, Obama said, “Let me see what’s in my wallet.”
As the crowd cheered “Four more beers!” the president relented.
“I’ll tell you what, except for Romney sign, I’ll buy beers for ten people,” he said.
Barack Obama basically put that man in a FEMA camp. Why does he hate civility?
Anyway, we are 100 percent positive that those free beers if you aren't holding a Romney sign are probably illegal, because CORRUPTION and VOTE-BUYING, and we expect the asshole Judicial Watch to file suit any second, retroactively removing him from office for his crimes against comity and the politicization of beer.
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