Hit Parade: Going Down
The Hit Parade ranks stories other people tuned into. Chart placement is determined by Google News bots, Noted Now shoutouts and our whim. Arrows indicate movement since last week.
1. ↓Non-orange alert alleged to be politically motivated and not coordinated . Hooked radical finally pushes off Iraq.
2. ↓ McCain asKerry'srunning mate beatsBush-- liberal media beats off.
3. ↓ Deanto write syndicated column, following footsteps ofBuchanan.Next stop,"McLaughlin."
4. ↓ The New York Times requests forgiveness for misrepresenting WMDs. As if we read the articles in the first place.
5. ↓Green Party may or may not endorse Nader.Where'sLaDuke?
6. ↓ Bin Ladenas a foreign leader who supports Kerry? Do we have to wait until October for the surprise?
7. ↓ Goresteps out of hiding to scream againstBush;still doesn't make as big a dent asDean.
8. ↓White House memo calls for big spending cuts. No, we need another tax break.
9. ↓ Kerrydecides to accept nomination in Boston. The week would not be complete without a flop.
10. ↓ Washingtoni-what?