Hooray! Health Care Vote-Buying Finally Produces 'Cleveland Steamer'

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March 17, 2010 06:11 PM

This is what the NRCC has been sending to reporters today, to show how thecorrupt Democratic leadership bought Dennis Kucinich's vote: an invitation for Dennis' wife, the Elfin Faerie Goddess Liz, to show up with Michelle Obama and famous Movie Star Scarlett Johansson at some vegetarian photo-op tomorrow. You've figured it out, NRCC! Pitch Andrew Breitbart! [Washington Independent]

Baby Jails? Goddamn Motherfucking BABY JAILS?

U MAD BRO? We are very U MAD BRO.

Post-Racial America

Last night, news broke that started to answer a few of the questions we've all been asking: "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS? WHERE ARE THE BABIES? WHERE ARE THE TODDLERS?" We still don't have all the answers to those questions, by any means, and we still don't have all the pictures and video footage Americans need to truly grasp what's going on -- because the Trump administration won't give journalists access -- but we now know thanks to reporting from the AP that the youngest, most fragile children ripped from their parents at border crossings are being held in "tender age" shelters, because doesn't that sound nice? It's like jail, but for babies! Baby jails!

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