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Hey it's Wednesday, wanna fawn all over Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau for no goddamn reason? Good, we do too.

[wonkbar]<a href="http://wonkette.com/599553/worlds-sexiest-north-american-leaders-break-entire-internet-with-sexiness"></a>[/wonkbar]So, the Invictus Games are this really nice thing created by sexxxy Prince Harry, where wounded veterans from all over compete in all the sports. They start this weekend in Orlando, and in 2017, they will be held in Canada. So naturally, Prince Harry had to go visit Justin Trudeau in Canada, because why not break the internet with hotness, given the opportunity?

And as Justin Trudeau always does (JUST LIKE HE DID WITH BARRY BAMZ OBAMA) he made sexxx eyes the entire time, because those are the only eyes God gave him.

Then he made these sexxx eyes, RIGHT AT HARRY, OMG ARE THEY DATING NOW? Move over #TruBama, it's time for #TruPrince!

He made sexxx eyes while he and Harry were talking to wounded veterans too:

Yes. What are you saying, my dear Prince Harry? I am holding on to your every word, with my sexxx eyes.

Why don't we go to a hockey game, my sweet prince? OK, let's!

But wait, there is more! The United States, United Kingdom and Canada have been participating in a little friendly shit-talking, in advance of the Games in Orlando. So the Obamas sent a whole "BRING IT" Tweeter message to Prince Harry, which made Queen Elizabeth all "Boom, PLEASE." This video should catch you up to speed on that, if you have not been paying attention to internets this week:

But it was Justin, our dear beautiful Justin, who served them back the hardest, and broke the internet again, with his ONE-ARMED PUSH-UPS:

AND we are dead now.

While we are being dead, here's another random picture of Justin Trudeau boxing, because why not:

And now you are dead too, the end.

Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the senior editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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