Hot Conspiracy Theorist Gal Hates On Rudy, Fred & the Secret Plans With Canada/Mexico


As far as Texan conspiracy theorists go, we're pretty sure that this girl is 1,000x cuter than, say, Alex Jones, so whatever she's talking about could be true. But what is she going on about, anyway? There is apparently some kind of EU thing going on, and soon you Canadians will be wearing Mexican burqas or something. And while we would welcome a Canadian takeover of Washington, it's probably kind of going to go the other way -- and then we'll all earn Mexican wages. It can't be any worse than the current situation, right?

Rudy Giuliani and Fred Thompson are supposedly in on the deal, and while it's never a surprise when Rudy is caught making millions of dollars helping Our Enemies Defeat Us, we all know Fred Thompson is too stupid and lazy to be involved with anything more sinister than slobbering on Bill Clinton's cigar.

See, next month there's a semi-secret meeting between George W. Bush, Mexican prez Felipe Calderón and Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper -- "August 20 and 21 in Montebello, Quebec at the Fairmont Le Château Montebello resort."

The secret group is called the SPP, or Secret Presidentz Playaz "Security and Prosperity Partnership." And it's not totally secret, as there's an official .gov website and all. And on the website, the White House even explains that this is all for your benefit! So relax, you can trust the White House!

So they'll have this secret meeting in a castle and protesters aren't allowed within in a 20-mile radius and the U.S. Army is surrounding the site because it can. The Main Stream Media will not tell you the Truth but, as always, World Net Daily is on the job.

The Bush Administration started this "North American Union" in 2005 and there was an initial secret meeting somewhere (Waco?) and then somebody found out and then there's like a giant highway from Mexico to the North Pole and then, somehow, Kansas becomes the Port of Mexico and you can guess what happens after that. As far as we can tell, it's all pretty much true and it's just a matter of whether you think EU-style integration of the Canadian, Mexican and American economies is a good or bad thing. (Wonkette's moving to Europe, so good luck!)

Oh, and here is our Texan again, creeping out Hollywood Fred Thompson and then getting thrown out by his goons!

Canada, U.S. and Mexico Leaders to Meet in Quebec for North American Union Talks [Halifax Live]

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