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Good lord, look at Michelle and Sasha and Malia Obama, and Prezzy Bamz too we guess, whatever, hotting up this White House Christmas card!

It's a good thing Malia did in fact not grow to nine feet tall, but stopped at a respectable seven! As you can see below, the card does not say Christmas, and the usual suspects are being boring about it, and we don't care, OMG SO BORING.

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Now you may commence your gabbing and blabbing and babbling too.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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