Good lord, look at Michelle and Sasha and Malia Obama, and Prezzy Bamz too we guess, whatever, hotting up this White House Christmas card!

It's a good thing Malia did in fact not grow to nine feet tall, but stopped at a respectable seven! As you can see below, the card does not say Christmas, and the usual suspects are being boring about it, and we don't care, OMG SO BORING.


Now you may commence your gabbing and blabbing and babbling too.

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