* Heard on the Hill:Rep. Norm Dicks is friendless on Facebook...Senate floor becomes even more like set of Flavor of Love 2...In the acronym game, everyone can WIN...If you give the House a cookie... [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: The Singing Senators have re-united...There's been an official sighting of the President Bush's watch. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays:Chris Matthews's son makes a documentary about his dad's diabetes...Finally, someone tells us what Jesus would do...Italian-American community still pissed about The Sopranos... Justice Samuel Alito sounds like Dad from Cingular commercial. [Examiner]
* Under the Dome:Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) wants your expectations lowered... Rep. Darrel Issa (R-Calif.) experiences an embarrassing class photo...And the punch-line is: omelet...When it comes to their state quarter, Idaho wasn't in the know. [The Hill]
* Shenanigans: In the Great Congressmen Shoot-Out, Republicans get shot-down a peg...Prepare yourself as Larry Flynt is claiming he's already received "hot" leads on his search for some Capital Hill sex... Hillary Clinton camp screening their phone calls...Students for Sensible Drug Policy told it will take 200 years for their appeal to be considered...Bush rocks the crocs with socks. [Politico]
* The Sleuth:Hillary Clinton splits BET vote. [WP]
* Page Six:Sen. Chuck Schumer takes cue from Say Anything, gets dumped. [NYP]
