How Do You Find Medical Marijuana In Faraway Lands? There's A Website For That!
From theInstagram of Weedy.com
Greetings Wonkerinos, we bring you glad tidings of great joy, and also legal medical marijuana, which, SCIENCE FACT, is a thing, at least in certain parts of the country! But what happens if you are, say, a human creature who lives in Michigan, but has embarked upon a great adventure to the western hinterlands of U.S. America? And UH OH, you left your legal weed at home! Or maybe you just didn't want to drive across Texas in your #Wonkebago with it on you, because Texas cops are "friendly."
That's where Wonkette's pals at Weedy.com come in. It's a brand-spankin' new one-stop weed shop for finding a dispensary,cannabis club or head shop, right there in your area, or maybe in your Aunt Esther's area, because you have traveled to visit her for Festivus. She has reminded you time and time again in her passive-aggressive way that you spent the LAST THREE Festivuses with your hippie friends in Echo Park or Brooklyn and you never know how many more Festivuses she'll be around ...
ANYWAY. Let us give you an example. You are in Colorado Springs at the headquarters for Focus On The Family, doing some volunteer mission work. And you would like some legal weed, obviously. So you dial up Weedy.com/dispensaries on your Commodore 64 computer or your "iPhone," plug in your coordinates, and voila! Helpful maps and contact information and links galore! Click to embiggen the picture:
Isn't that nice? It's like Yelp or Urbanspoon, but without cranky restaurant customers saying their bacon was too "bacon-y." (You can leave reviews, though! Probably just to say that the dispensary Weedy.com helped you find is the best thing since sliced Cheetos!)
The site will also help you find medical providers near you, and information on all the different varieties of cannabis you can imagine, specifically which types are best for different medical conditions. This can be EXTRA helpful if you have finally convinced Aunt Esther to smoke a little weed to help with her back pain. You do NOT want her to smoke too much, or eat some kind of edibles that will make her flip her gizzard. (Oh yes, Weedy has all the information on edibles you could possibly want.)
OK, maybe you are saying, "But Wonkette, we already know all those things, but we just broke our bong and we're miles away from home, AW NUTS." Weedy will help you find a headshop too.
Happy legal medical marijuana smoking and eating, y'all!