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How Do You Know If You've Had Gay Sex With a Republican Dude?

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If only outlaws can marry, then only married people will be outlaws, or gays, we don't know.Seattle's famous alt-weekly The Stranger has a special new issue full of GOP Sexytime stories, mostly involving homosexual encounters with Jebus Preachers and other Republican types. But how do you know the "sweet," "gently" and "sappy" guy you've picked up is actually a family values conservative? Well, maybe after you schtup him and vice versa, go take a look at his living room decor.


"But until I wandered into his living room post-coitus, I hadn't quite put it together. Among the other stuff -- Ikea, Eddie Bauer -- was a set of children's blocks on top of his entertainment center spelling W-W-J-D. Then I discovered a photograph of him, my one-night stand, at a McCain rally. Hanging on the wall. Framed."

Wait, so throwaway shelving and Pacific Northwest outdoor wear equals homosexual? We though everybody in Seattle and Portland lived that way, sad in the rain like glum turtles. Except for the John McCain pictures and Jebus slogans ... but maybe that's still ironic in the PacNW, we will have to check next time we are cruising for yuppies up there. [The Stranger via Wonkette operative "WeeJee"]

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