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roy orbison singing fer the lonely hey that's me and i want you only - WonketteJust when you thought every possible variation of Election 2008 website has already been started and hated, here's one that is actually kind of funny: Lonely Candidate. Whether Republican or Democrat, white or one of the two blacks, Mexican or Mexican Hater, all candidates share one stupid habit: They're all sure they're the "only candidate" to do or promise to do whatever thing candidates do or promise to do, once they're never elected president.


Here are some "fun" highlights from this new website we will try to remember to check on every once in a while:

* Mike Huckabee says he's the "only Republican presidential candidate in the history of the country to go speak to the NEA."

* Dennis Kucinich is the "only candidate willing and eager to challenge the insurance companies and pharmaceutical companies."

* Barry Hussein Obama is ""the only candidate that can unite people to get things done."

* Chris Dodd says: "I'm the only candidate that gets mail from the American Association of Retired Persons and diaper service."

Oh this is so awesome. Now we're the only Wonkette Editor that's going to eat some poison, the end.

Because it's lonely being the only [Lonely Candidate]

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Fellow Wonkers, this last week of horror has been wearing on us all, because here we are in a world where the "president" of the United States has ordered that migrant children be taken away from their parents at the border, and is simultaneously proud of it (for his base) and cravenly blaming it on Democrats because even he knows it's morally reprehensible. But what the hell can we do about it, we are all keening, beyond calling our senators and representatives and posting sadness on Twitter, the latter of which is of dubious utility to anyone, and mostly depressing?

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There are perks to being the only Harvard professor willing to shill for the Bush League Mussolini. Everyone else has to haul ass to the Fox studio and sit for hair and makeup. Not Alan Dershowitz! He just parks his laptop in Pee Wee's playhouse and Skypes in that rant. Is he even wearing pants? We hope never to find out!

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