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How To Get Man Titties Just Like Putin

Being there, pressed against his tits, ready to cry. This was my vacation... - WonketteRemember those creepy half-naked pictures of Vladimir Putin? (Experience them all over again!) The natural reaction to such weird photos of a middle-aged guy with man titties is revulsion, but in crazy Russia the people thought that was the sexiest thing since Stalin showed his thong.


Now everybody in Russia wants the same middle-aged man-titty physique shown off by Vladimir, their beloved autocrat.

"He has some great definition under that shirt," said the Komsomolskaya Pravda tabloid, Russia's biggest circulation newspaper which specialises in admiring coverage of Putin.

Under the headline: "Get a body like Putin's", the daily published an exercise guide by a fitness instructor. An accompanying diagram of Putin's naked torso had arrows pointing to his major muscle groups.

You libtards out there should rejoice that Fox News isn't running "Get a Body Like Bush's" exercise shows, yet. But once Cheney declares Junior "Emperor for Life" in January, expect your morning copy of the Washington Times (everybody will get the Washington Times) to feature daily tips and diagrams on how you can be just like Junior thanks to the miracle of numbing brain drugs and cookies.

Russian paper explains how to copy Putin's body [Reuters]

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