Huckabee Guilty of Sartorial War Crimes
Mike Huckabee, ladies and gentlemen:
Q: I read that you're against miniskirts.
A: If a person dresses provocatively, they're calling attention -- maybe not the most desirable kind -- to private parts of their body.
Q: What about a burka?
A: No, that hides everything. I think a person's hair, arms, shoulders, legs are an appropriate display of who they are. I want people to be attracted to me because they find me interesting, not because I'm wearing something ... well, I doubt I own anything provocative.
Q: How about a minskirt?
A: A thong.
Between the weight loss and joining the frat house, we should've recognized Mike's entire campaign as a cry for help. Now it may be too late. He's lost his mind completely and he's not going to wear pants to the next GOP debate.
(Which is a real shame, because that was Jim Gilmore's plan to get someone to notice him)