Here is the latest photo from Central Propaganda to hit the airwaves. Pictured is President Barack Obama, "giving a shit about whatever is wrong with everything today, a hurricane apparently." God, look at this guy, he needs a quaalude and a hand job. The hurricane canceled his vacation and he must now return to Washington to warn everyone they will buy forty dildos and a sale pack of XXXL men's underwear, or else. Godspeed, America! [The Hill/White House Flickr]