'I Believe the President Was Born In the U.S.,' Says Man Who Wants To Lose

'I Believe the President Was Born In the U.S.,' Says Man Who Wants To Lose

Here's the state of the Republican presidential race these days, if you look at national polls, which don't matter, but still:Donald Trump is leading. Mitt Romney is trailing somewhere behind, tied with Newt Gingrich of all people. How did Romney lose his lead? The guy is an idiot; he's making no effort to embody the modern Republican Party. "I think the citizenship test has been passed. I believe the president was born in the United States," Romney admitted on the teevee yesterday. "The man needs to be taken out of office but his citizenship isn't the reason why." What is Mitt Romney going to say to his shipping container of grandchildren when they ask him why he lost again? "Sorry, dearies. Pop-Pop let Donald Trump win. It was too embarrassing for Pop-Pop to pretend to be a xenophobic troll." LOSER.

Likely Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney thinks President Barack Obama should have called him before implementing “Obamacare.”

“Why didn’t any one of them (Democrats) or the president ever call me and say what worked, what didn’t?,” Romney said Tuesday on CNBC’s “The Kudlow Report.” “Why didn’t he (Obama) pick up the phone?

Mittens, you're handling this all wrong. "When I was governor, socialists kidnapped me and my never-had-a-single-abortion family, forced me to let people have healthcare, then kicked me out of office and put a black guy, whose birth certificate I have yet to see, in power." There you go. Just repeat that line over and over on the campaign trail and everything will be fixed. But you're too boring to do that, aren't you, Romney? [CNN]


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